I’m not even lying when I say that’s a true story…
I AM DEAD. THIS HAS KILLED ME. OMG.
If you read that in a certain voice and you know where it comes from,
this was my marriage proposal, we are soulmates. Come here. Now.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
I remember when I finally passed that fucker.
YES. WHAT AN AWESOME DAY IT WAS!
THIS IS THE DAY YOU DIE, YOUNG CHILD.
Yes.
And now that you know, stop fucking arguing with us.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AM DEAD